I'm really a cat you see
"Don't Bother"She's got the kind of look that defies gravity She's the greatest cook And she's fat free She's been to private school And she speaks perfect French She's got the perfect friendsOh isn't she cool She pratices Tai Chi She'd never lose her nerve She's more than you deserve She's just far better than meHey hey So don't botherI won't die of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry And don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don't bother, be unkind I'm sure she doesn't know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Don't you think so? She's almost 6 feet tall She must think I'm a flea I'm really a cat you see And it's not my last life at all Hey hey So don't bother I won't die of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry Don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother, be unkindFor you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about footballI if it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't So don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type Promise you won't ever see me crySo don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry
