39 Minutes to my Birthday

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So what have I accomplished in the past 21 years, 11 months, 29 days, 23 hours and 21 minutes?
(this is in no way accurate)...
() smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar (once with a cousin..but I prolly did it wrong)
(X) smoked anything else (hookah) its not really smoking
() made out with a member of the same sex (never)
() crashed a friend's car
() stolen a car
(X)been dumped
(X) shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
()snuck out of parent's house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested

() gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(X) skipped school
() seen someone die
() been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico (El Paso right over the Border into Chihuahua!)
(X) been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (like hair)
(X) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
() been moshing at a concert
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers (for my wisdom teeth , not for fun)
(X) love someone right now
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(X) had a tea party
(X) flown a kite
(X) built a sand castle

(X) gone puddle jumping
(X) played dress up
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves (i biked into one and fell..I was ~10)
(x) gone sledding (Probably also around 10 or younger)
(X) cheated while playing a game
(X) been lonely
(X) fallen asleep at work/school
(X) used a fake ID
(X) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake (in Cali, un temblor)
(X) touched a snake
(X) been tickled
(X) been robbed
() robbed someone
(X) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat (the goat and I drank the milk)
() won a contest (sad huh?)
() ran a red light
() been suspended from school
(x) had detention (in the fifth grade) ( I got to skip gym!)
() been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(X) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) had deja vu
(X) danced in the moonlight
(X) hated the way you look
(X) witnessed a crime
() pole danced
(X) questioned your heart
(X) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(X) been lost
(X) been to the opposite side of the country
(X) swam in the ocean
(X) felt like dying
(X) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(X) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(X) paid for a meal with only coins (Gatwick airport , UK @ mCdonalds
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) made prank phone calls (ahhh childhood)
() laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) kissed in the rain
(X) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe (no mistletoes in Cali)
(X) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(X) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach (only if a lake counts)
(X) crashed a party
() have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(X) had a wish come true
(X) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
(X) screamed "penis" in class ( ive done it in a school hallway)
() ate dog food
() told a complete stranger you loved them
() sang in the shower
(X) have a little black dress

(X) had a dream that you married someone
(X) glued your hand to something
() got your toungue stuck to a pole
() kissed a fish
(X) worn the opposite sexes clothes (all the time, especially sweaters and pj's)
() been a cheerleader
(X) sat on a roof top
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours ( I dont quite think 6 but maybe)
(X) stayed up all night
() didnt take a shower for a week (ewww)
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
(X) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(X) believe in ghosts
(X) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(X) worn a really ugly outfit to school
() gone streaking (what is this)
() played ding-dong-ditch (what??)
(x)played chicken fight (this is when you get on someone elses shoulders right?)
(X) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (senior lunch in highschool)
(X) been told you're hot by a complete stranger ( Ive gotten from Catherine Zeta Jones to Katie Holmes to Violeta en Pies a Cabeza to Cristina Ricci in the Adams family)
() broken a bone (no but andres loera chipped my tooth)

(X) been easily amused (thank god)
(x) caught a fish then ate it (we cooked it first)
() made porn (what the hell)
(x) caught a butterfly
(X) laughed so hard you cried
(X) cried so hard you laughed
() mooned/flashed someone
(X) had someone moon/flash you
(X) cheated on a test
(X) forgotten someone's name
(X) slept naked
() French braided someones hair (no but i wish I could)
() gone skinny dippin in a pool
() been kicked out of your house

So apparently I average about two of these a year..not bad...so many more to go...even though some I dont want to do... no need to get fired ( I need to get HIRED) or arrested...

ahh
15 minutes to my bday...actually 21 because I was born at 12:06 am. Thanks to Isabel for the magazines, a nice blend of what I need to pursue...ja! in both realms..the girly and the professional... oh how I had missed the Economist!!! Some of the mags will be a graduation gift and the others will for the girly 22 year old...


Aaaah 20 minutes more !!!!